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I don't know what you heard about me
But I got two sandals on my feet
I drive a Benz, yeah drive Mercedes
Cuz I'm a Middle-Eastern A-R-A-B

don't know what you heard about me
But the ladies all call me Habib
I drive a Beamer of Mercedes
Cuz I'm a Middle-Eastern A-R-A-B

See a lady in the club, she's an Arab beauty
She's got a thing for that kibbeh, falafel, tabbouleh
I see her on the dance floor, she's shakin' her booty
I try to talk to her but she be actin' all majnooni

I talk a little game, cuz I don't want to dance alone
I tell her "Hey, give me the number to your telephone"
Invite her over to my house for some mango juice
We sit and talk in the fancy room we never use

She likes my clothes, she likes my nose, she likes the way I talk
She a Tikriti, says she likes me cuz I'm from Iraq
I'm not that Arab with the guns trying to be dead
I be that Arab with the hummus and the pita bread

She takes a whiff, and it's as if she wants to leave the home
Cuz she can tell I only use half bottle of cologne
Look, lady, this is simple, you can't see?
You're rollin' with me, you're rollin' with an A-R-A-B

Remy Remz, and I'm all up in the city, yo
Remy, man, get the hell out of my video
But I can drop mad lines, man I'm not a fool
You kidding me? I got more lines than the college ruled.

Take 2, and I'm all up at the therapist
Cuz it seems people think that I'm a terrorist
Come hang with me, and you'll see that I'm not so tough
We'll sit and talk, drink some coffee out of little cups.

"But Habib, I would like to be an Arab player"
Nah, man, you're whiter than Saddam's underwear
You need a beard, and you got to let the chest hair grow
Don't know how? Give a call to my Uncle Joe

Or ask me, I got the nose that knows
I'm not opposed to expose I got more hoes than Lowe's
Everybody come and be my friend
Cuz I'm a Middle-Eastern C-O-M-E-D-I-A-N

I don't know what you heard about me
But my wife walks ten feet behind me
I drive a Benz, yeah drive Mercedes
Cuz I'm a Middle-Eastern A-R-A-B

I don't know what you heard about me
But I got two sandals on my feet
I drive a Beamer of Mercedes
Cuz I'm a Middle-Eastern A-R-A-B