Whatever You Like: Cow Version

Whatever You Like: Cow Version


You can have whatever you like

Yeah, you can have whatever you like.


See I'm a cow

And cows taste nice

And if you got a beef, that's right

Cuz you could have whatever you like

You could even have a piece of my thigh


Late night steaks

Milk on ice

We could pop bottles all night, yeah

You could have whatever you like

This one's whole, two percent's on the right


Any time you want you

Pick up the telephone you

Want some cheese slices

I'll drop a couple stacks on you


Want it you could get

some barbeque

5 million cones

up in the DQ


You want my body

Eat my body

As long as you got meat

You won't eat nobody


Broth needed, I'll rump it

Meat needed, I'll thigh it

Tell Kentucky Fried Chicken

"Be quiet."


Cheddar cheese

Jello, nice

We could pop butter all night

You could have whatever you like

You could even go and have a ribeye


Shorty, this is no lie

Oh I'm tasting so fine

You best believe it's pleasing

to be eating from a bovine


Ain't no other meat taste

better on a cheesesteak

My back can make you shoes

put my belly up on E-Trade


Girl you know there's no meat

knows you like you know me

Gonna call you Shaq

cuz you're wishing I was kobe


If you're not opposed to

Rocky Mountain oyster

Dunk it in Nesquik

then again that isn't kosher


Oh you know it's serious

You would be delerious

Without me in your life

to be all up in your Cheerios


If you can't sleep

you can put me on a heater

Cut me into slices

put me onto a fajita


Ground me up real good

if you'd rather a burrito

But better do it nice

or I'm-a call up PETA


Turkey and some dumb toast

Never tasting yum, no

People eating chicken

should be kissing on my rump roast


You want my body

Eat my body

As long as you have meat

You won't eat nobody


Cheese needed, I got it

Meat needed, ribeye it

Tell that other old chicken

"Be quiet."