What a Day It’s Been!

What a Day It's Been!


Well I'm just a fluffy little poodle doggy

I'm sitting here at the pound

Hoping folks will come adopt me

So my home can be found


So I sit and stay as best I can

When someone comes to pick

And when a man finally comes to take me home

I realize it's Michael Vick


And I'm wondering...

Oh what a day it's been

Oh what a day it's been


I'm just a little baby cotton plant

Oh, you know how it its

You drink some rain, take in some sun

For photosynthesis


They harvest you and ain't it cool

I get to be some pants

But I got the blues when I was introduced

To somebody's big old...


And I'm thinking...

Oh what a day it's been

Oh what a day it's been


Well you know it's no big deal

If someone bumps your arm or leg

But things change in a hurry

When that guy is Larry Craig


I'm an old retired salesman

I'm on my vacation trip

Got me a big casino suite

Here on the Vegas strip


You can call a dude and order food

They'll bring it right on in

So I hear the door, but oh good Lord

In walks OJ Simpson


And I'm thinking...

Oh what a day it's been

Oh what a day it's been