Warcraft: The Rap

Warcraft: The Rap

Getting home from school and my brain is full

Grab a cup o' cup o' noodles and a can of Red Bull

I'm Warcrafting y'all, and I can't just stop

Because I'm chillin' with my homies up in Azeroth

So I'm calling all my friends cuz they know what to do

Yo, Remz, you online?  Nah, I'm waiting in a queue

I'm thinking I'm-a duel ya, I'm thinking I'm-a hurt ya

They call me Andre Agassi, I dominate this server

I'm a level 30 human, and I'm spec'd to kill

I ain't gotta camp your corpse, but I expect I will

Shooting shadow magic all up into your head

Because I got more spell than an Indian kid

Remz, dig it, did you get your tickets to prom?

Man, I ain't got a girlfriend, I got a CD-ROM

Ain't got time for girls, food or bathroom breaks

I got a dragon cave I have to raid today

I'm a warlock trained, doing raids for money

Hold my breath for 10 and my pee for 20

Got my armor on and yo it's you I'll finish

So much purple on, you'd think my name was Grimace

Buying armor yo like it's deductible

I got more Hillman clothes than Cliff Huxtable

A big spender with vendors and yo you can't believe

I got more gold in tow than yo this rapper's teeth

More XP than Windows, heal like stilettos

Dealing herb in the Stormwind ghetto

Load you with dots, like Kaposi's sarcoma

What you gonna type, noob?  LFG Gnomer?


See you in PvP

Think you're leet, but you're not

Patati et patata.

Momma calls me down for dinner, ain't got time to eat

Unless I'm eating cave mold and I ain't on my feet

She keeps calling, but I gotta keep far from her

Because you know I level more than a carpenter

I'm in a cave with some friends and I'm busy killing mobs

I call this place Terrell Owens cuz it's got so many drops.

Hit you with my magic wand, I see you trying not to weep

If you're nice I'll spare your life and turn you into a sheep

In the BG's, trying to defend the gold mine

Place is like a single's bar, everybody's 39

Oh, you're drinking buffs, that's how you got so cool.

You don't replenish mana drinking hater-ade, fool.