Extra Cheese: The Rap

Extra Cheese: The Rap


Early 90's where you'll find me

in this happenstance

I'd been adding and subtracting

in Mrs. Zankman's class


I was beat in kickball, weak

You should've seen me, I whiffed

Now it's the weekend we can

sit and watch some TGIF


But Full House didn't make me laugh at all

it made me cry

Because they played the episode

where Papuli died


And Family Matters didn't matter

wasn't worth the chance

Because I couldn't figure how

to do the Urkel dance


So I call to order a pizza

Heck, maybe even a pair

Frenchy with a headset...

Can I take your order?


You sound familiar...can you get me

two with everything please?

Anything else, monsieur?

Yeah, how 'bout some extra cheese.


Better get a better cheddar shredder

Spread it away

A plate of food or maybe gouda, man

Let's get it today

Throw a party with havarti

Mozzarella and brie

Sitting next to me?

Man, that's extra cheese


Since that weekend, I've been eating fast

I'm rushing to breathe

Squeezing cheese out of a can

when I'm brushing my teeth


Now I'm a cheese-loving fellow

Feel nothing mellow

You bought Jell-o?  Nah, there's cheese in there

Hello!


Yo, you want some cocaine?

Twenty dollars, yo.

The only white lines I'm putting

in my face are Polly-O


I don't do drugs, it's because

Eating cheese is better

Done replaced my 16's

with Wisconsin cheddar


You want cheese with your cracker?

Man, I want cracker with my cheese.

And if I need something spreadable, I...

Hey...who took the brie?


Arete. Collaborate and listen

Frenchy here with a French invention

Une chose.  Pas voudrais?  C'est dommage...

Hit you in the face w/ some French French frommage


You dropped the beat, what you stop for?

I was on the floor with a piece of roquefort

Je m'appelle!  Je m'appelle!  La discotheque is fun!

It's pretty clear Remy didn't get past French I...


I'm a smarter guy now, don't lament me fool

From the cheese-free days of elementary school


Now when I order pizza

I need the cheese like a mouse

I'm eating blocks round the clock

Kraft Singles shingle my house


So when I have a bad day

Man, I know what I need

I keep doing what I'm doing

But with extra cheese


Better get a better cheddar shredder

Spread it away

A plate of food or maybe gouda, man

Let's get it today

Throw a party with havarti

Mozzarella and brie

Sitting next to me?

Man, that's extra cheese


Parmeseana and ricotta

Got the cottage and cream

Little limberger on my burger

Feta all on the greens

Asiago and romano

Gorganzola and brie

What you gettin, G?

How 'bout some extra cheese