Eggs Over Easy: The Rap

Eggs Over Easy: The Rap


I like my eggs over easy

With some toast that is greasy

Cook 'em well, don't make me queasy

I like my eggs over easy.


All up in the kitchen and you grab a pan

Then you grab a can, and hit the pan with Pam

And turn on the fan, you start to salivate

I'm making over easy eggs with some Land o' Lakes


But don't break the yolk, and I won't complain

Because I want the yellow running like it's Prefontaine

And, yo, I'll throw them eggs out if the yolks be hard

Because I got more Grade A's than a report card


First you crack the eggs and put 'em in a bowl

But Remz you're cooking shells, yeah that's how I roll

I'm eating healthy Egg Beaters, and you should try some too

Man, back up out the way, I'm 'bout to eat a fetus, fool


I like my eggs over easy

Cook 'em well don't make me queasy

I eat 'em with some Reece's Pieces

I like my eggs over easy


What came first, the egg or the chicken?

I really don't care, man, they both taste delicious

You want a chicken omelette, Remz?  I'm making up a batch

If you want to eat a chicken, man just wait for it to hatch


People order scrambled eggs, I don't know what they're doing

How'd you like your eggs?  Um, I don't know, ruined?

I like to hard-boil mine for five or ten

Yeah, that's a good recipe for an Easter egg


I will not stop 'til this bread's devoured

I give mad props to its dipping power

Cuz I'm dipping so much, I'm abusin' sockets

I got more yellow dunking than the Houston Rockets


I like to eat 'em sunny side down, I'm no sucker

Nah, that's prob'ly cuz you're a stupid mother--

Wait, that's the same thing right?

Yeah...


I like my eggs over easy

With some toast that is greasy

Not an omelette that is cheesy

I like my eggs over easy