A-R-A-B: The Rap

A-R-A-B: The Rap


I don't know what you heard about me

But I got two sandals on my feet

I drive a Benz, yeah drive Mercedes

Cuz I'm a Middle-Eastern A-R-A-B


don't know what you heard about me

But the ladies all call me Habib

I drive a Beamer of Mercedes

Cuz I'm a Middle-Eastern A-R-A-B


See a lady in the club, she's an Arab beauty

She's got a thing for that kibbeh, falafel, tabbouleh

I see her on the dance floor, she's shakin' her booty

I try to talk to her but she be actin' all majnooni


I talk a little game, cuz I don't want to dance alone

I tell her "Hey, give me the number to your telephone"

Invite her over to my house for some mango juice

We sit and talk in the fancy room we never use


She likes my clothes, she likes my nose, she likes the way I talk

She a Tikriti, says she likes me cuz I'm from Iraq

I'm not that Arab with the guns trying to be dead

I be that Arab with the hummus and the pita bread


She takes a whiff, and it's as if she wants to leave the home

Cuz she can tell I only use half bottle of cologne

Look, lady, this is simple, you can't see?

You're rollin' with me, you're rollin' with an A-R-A-B


Remy Remz, and I'm all up in the city, yo

Remy, man, get the hell out of my video

But I can drop mad lines, man I'm not a fool

You kidding me?  I got more lines than the college ruled.


Take 2, and I'm all up at the therapist

Cuz it seems people think that I'm a terrorist

Come hang with me, and you'll see that I'm not so tough

We'll sit and talk, drink some coffee out of little cups.


"But Habib, I would like to be an Arab player"

Nah, man, you're whiter than Saddam's underwear

You need a beard, and you got to let the chest hair grow

Don't know how?  Give a call to my Uncle Joe


Or ask me, I got the nose that knows

I'm not opposed to expose I got more hoes than Lowe's

Everybody come and be my friend

Cuz I'm a Middle-Eastern C-O-M-E-D-I-A-N


I don't know what you heard about me

But my wife walks ten feet behind me

I drive a Benz, yeah drive Mercedes

Cuz I'm a Middle-Eastern A-R-A-B


I don't know what you heard about me

But I got two sandals on my feet

I drive a Beamer of Mercedes

Cuz I'm a Middle-Eastern A-R-A-B